Volume I : Issue 10

December 9th, 2008 Leave a comment Go to comments

Woman Outraged By Trivia Loss 

BATON ROUGE, LA —– In an attempt to cure her boredom, Becky Cresap (26) decided to partake in a friendly game of trivia at the local Irish pub. Things got out of hand around the bar when it was discovered that despite her noble attempts, Cresap failed to claim victory.

“I can’t believe it!” exclaimed Cresap. “I was winning that game. I can’t believe that son of a bitch came back to beat me on Question 15. It just doesn’t seem fair.”

Cresap’s opponent was not immediately available for questioning, but a spokesperson for the victor disclosed the following remarks, “Mongo won the game fair and square. I don’t know why that girl is bitching about it. It’s not like the category was rocket science or anything, it was about New York. Anyone with half a brain could have answered those questions. She’s just a sore loser.”

A good friend of Cresap by the name of Bob Laurent (29) responded by saying, “She had that game. I for one don’t approve of visiting trivia players coming into my house and disrupting everything. But those people were old. They’ve probably been to New York once or twice in their lifetimes. Hell, they were so old they could have been a part of the group of people that settled the damn place. I did my part as a friend though and comforted Becky and told her that she’d get them during the next game…unfortunately, I was wrong about that one.”

Cresap attempted to rectify the situation by giving an all out effort during the next game, only to find out that not only had she lost again to Mongo, her high score which had recently been acquired had been taken down a notch and was sitting in second place.

“Now I’m really pissed,” said a raging Cresap. “How dare those people come in here and do that to me?

Cresap’s boyfriend, Marc Bieker (28) added by saying, “You think you’ve got it bad? I live with the woman. All she would talk about for an entire week was how she couldn’t believe she lost that trivia game and how angry she was that her high score had been taken down. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned for NTN.”

In response to the allegations surrounding the new high score, Mongo’s spokesperson said, “That was just beautiful. We sat there the whole time and watched that woman squirm in her bar stool after each question. I would see her getting more and more angry as each round progressed. So after the game ended and realized that Mongo had defeated her again, I instructed Mongo to give her the finger, which of course was the icing on the cake.”

“I didn’t care for that behavior at all” responded Cresap. “I suppose I should just let it go. It’s not like I win every game that I play anyway. I just hate to lose. I can’t wait to see those geriatric assholes in here again. Not only will I become victorious against them, but I’ll kick their asses so hard, they’ll break both of the hips.”

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